Toothpaste
Cat
Currently inside somebody
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XWhat happens to me, in order
1
The cap comes off
Loudest thing in my day. It startles me every single time and every single time I pretend it did not.
2
I go in
No warning, no question. One second I am on the shelf, the next I am somewhere very warm and very personal.
3
Left, right, left, right
For two minutes I am the only thing moving in this house and nobody thanks me for it.
4
Back on the shelf
Damp. Minty. Facing the wall. Waiting for the evening one.
Toothpaste Cat
Original Mint
NET 100 GONE CAT
Batch code
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